10 Examples That Show Parenting Isn’t What It Used To Be

Posted by By Not_It at 30 July, at 11 : 36 AM Print


When we think of bad parents, we may picture Kate Gosselin,or Nadya Suleman, (aka “OctoMom”) in fact, we could probably just stop right there and pack in for the day.  However, have you ever witnessed what I call (take offense if you must) “Wal-Mom’s.”  You know the kind, you can hear them shrieking at their litters of children from across the store, or parking lot.  “Get the hell over here God dammit, Harley, I’m gonna beat you; I told you we wasn’t buyin’ no toys!”  If you haven’t witnessed them, go hang out in a Wal-Mart for an hour… it’s pretty entertaining.

But might there be worse parenting out there?  We aim to find out!

#10 Instilling Ambition… You’re doing it wrong.

Does your 5-year-old really have to know you don’t work as a secretary?  Probably not…

#9  Work it… work it… wait; wtf?

Let’s give the girl some credit… after all, maybe she’s not the mom; maybe she’s the babysitter.

#8  Baby Instruction Manual

I’m not completely sure if the parents needing this manual would actually buy it… or know how to read for that matter.

#7  Hands-on Father

Maybe it’s one of those really life-like dolls he won it at the ring-toss.

#6 Baby-Faced Bartender

You know how literal kids can be; the little fellow probably went in through the window, or the back door.

#5  Pole Baby

Well… at least, nope, I got nothin’…

#4 Daddy’s too Drunk to lift the can

It’s never too early to teach a child to be kind and helpful.

#3  Hey baby, you gotta light?

Baby with a lighter… sitting on the gas tank of a motorcycle, oh, and by the way, he’s smoking.

#2 Tramp Stamp Baby

Okay, for starters, tramp stamp tats aren’t even cool on adults…

#1 Bad-Mouth Babies

I was afraid I was going to get cut just watching these tots.  Mom, just not cool.

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  1. Rivka Daiton, 1 year ago Reply

    Hello, great article.

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