Comments on: Twilight Almost Cost Me My Wife (and My Life) http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life Thu, 10 May 2012 13:52:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Lara http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life#comment-14041 Lara Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:59:30 +0000 http://itthing.com/?p=117#comment-14041 Joke right? Please say that it was all a joke? I'm more than disturbed. Yeah some parts were funny...but the rest was...stitches??? You must really love your wife. Joke right? Please say that it was all a joke?

I’m more than disturbed. Yeah some parts were funny…but the rest was…stitches??? You must really love your wife.

]]> By: Zoidberg http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life#comment-14001 Zoidberg Fri, 13 Apr 2012 03:20:37 +0000 http://itthing.com/?p=117#comment-14001 Well, that's what you get for sticking your dick in crazy, my friend. Well, that’s what you get for sticking your dick in crazy, my friend.

]]> By: x http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life#comment-14000 x Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:43:20 +0000 http://itthing.com/?p=117#comment-14000 This did not happen in real life. This did not happen in real life.

]]> By: Marvin http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life#comment-13999 Marvin Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:18:31 +0000 http://itthing.com/?p=117#comment-13999 Any woman over 18 who likes Twilight *that* much needs their head examined. Any woman over 18 who likes Twilight *that* much needs their head examined.

]]> By: Enid Frerich http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life#comment-13913 Enid Frerich Thu, 22 Mar 2012 23:25:28 +0000 http://itthing.com/?p=117#comment-13913 Hello, I enjoy your weblog. Is there something I can do to obtain updates like a subscription or something? I'm sorry I am not familiar with RSS? Hello, I enjoy your weblog. Is there something I can do to obtain updates like a subscription or something? I’m sorry I am not familiar with RSS?

]]> By: Dan http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life#comment-13793 Dan Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:53:36 +0000 http://itthing.com/?p=117#comment-13793 This is one of the funniest things I have encountered on the internet in quite a while, thanks for a hilarious story! This is one of the funniest things I have encountered on the internet in quite a while, thanks for a hilarious story!

]]> By: Fortuna Veritas http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life#comment-13710 Fortuna Veritas Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:37:43 +0000 http://itthing.com/?p=117#comment-13710 I'm pretty sure that very first thing is exactly why marriage counseling was invented. That last thing? That's why insanity pleas were invented. I’m pretty sure that very first thing is exactly why marriage counseling was invented.

That last thing? That’s why insanity pleas were invented.

]]> By: hanna http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life#comment-13709 hanna Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:32:11 +0000 http://itthing.com/?p=117#comment-13709 Since my last boyfriend left me I have felt so lonely. I wished for my heart to be filled with love and happiness and priestoflovespell did that! after his spell, I met the perfect guy and I was promoted next day at work! It seems that the Gods are smiling at me and priestoflovespell has been the reason why. I will be priestoflovespell@yahoo.com faithful follower for ever. Hanna, UK Since my last boyfriend left me I have felt so lonely. I wished for my heart to be filled with love and happiness and priestoflovespell did that! after his spell, I met the perfect guy and I was promoted next day at work! It seems that the Gods are smiling at me and priestoflovespell has been the reason why. I will be priestoflovespell@yahoo.com faithful follower for ever. Hanna, UK

]]> By: AmusedAsHell http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life#comment-13688 AmusedAsHell Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:59:26 +0000 http://itthing.com/?p=117#comment-13688 The best part of this story are the fucking comments. There should be a sign attached to a wood chipper in every city that says "Edward commands you to jump in". Problem solved. Who the fuck gets obsessed with this shit? You might as well read 'The Adventures of Dick and Jane' and get a raging hard-on. Or dress up like The Cat in the Hat and want to start fucking striped puppets. Go watch some porn and weep into your soiled Kleenex. Your marriage = Fail The best part of this story are the fucking comments.

There should be a sign attached to a wood chipper in every city that says “Edward commands you to jump in”.

Problem solved.

Who the fuck gets obsessed with this shit? You might as well read ‘The Adventures of Dick and Jane’ and get a raging hard-on. Or dress up like The Cat in the Hat and want to start fucking striped puppets.

Go watch some porn and weep into your soiled Kleenex. Your marriage = Fail

]]> By: Cheap Flights to Amritsar http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life#comment-13624 Cheap Flights to Amritsar Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:58:31 +0000 http://itthing.com/?p=117#comment-13624 Twilight is a series of four vampire-themed fantasy romance novels by American author Stephenie Meyer. It charts a period in the life of Isabella "Bella" Swan, a teenage girl who moves to Forks, Washington, and falls in love with a 104-year-old vampire named Edward Cullen. Twilight is a series of four vampire-themed fantasy romance novels by American author Stephenie Meyer. It charts a period in the life of Isabella “Bella” Swan, a teenage girl who moves to Forks, Washington, and falls in love with a 104-year-old vampire named Edward Cullen.

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